1. n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

    pvnkslut:

    If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

    i would advise you to avoid santa

  2. sasukeapologist:

    i used to be so weirded out by the fact that everyone takes notes in pen in college because that seems so permanent right, what if you mess up a word, youll have to scribble it out and live with ugly notes

    now that i write in pen i realize that i no longer have the strength of will to push down a pencil hard enough to make legible marks. im literally too dead inside to use a pencil. pen is the only way to make proof of my existence at this point 

  3. maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

    maybenotboring:

    and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

  4. kohwala:

    fuckyeahgodofmischief:

    Become a figure skater they said

    it will be fun they said

    doing the dishes then your hand touches a piece of food

  5. leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

    leighpeigh:

    Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

  6. pansysky:

    spookytox:

    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

    You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

    DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

    NONE OF US KNEW THAT

  7. sashaforthewin:

    unclewhisky:

    clannyphantom:

    if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

    As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

    You are a mermaid, sir

  8. americxanhorrorstory:

    "I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."

  9. onlylolgifs:

    baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

  10. alycs:

    djsckatzen:

    okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why

    like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but

    just for a moment

    my brain was like

    hey. hey bro. you thirsty right? drink that

    Thats horrible, you could have dyed

  11. comic-chick:

jeremyrennerschoicebutt:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

How does this fool 30% of pediatricians?

"75% real baby hair"

    comic-chick:

    jeremyrennerschoicebutt:

    hattedmistress:

    oneeyedhaise:

    mother i must feed

    Mother, why do you cry?

    How does this fool 30% of pediatricians?

    "75% real baby hair"

  12. “You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place.”

  13. macabroe:

HOWDY DOODLY FRI END

    macabroe:

    HOWDY DOODLY FRI END

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Hello! My name is Trilby, and I'm a 19 year old girl who loves reading, too many tv shows, and a bunch of other stuff that gives me too many feels.... plus lots of other random shit. I do have other interests, but I seem to forget them on tumblr, and so this blog is basically dedicated to anything and everything awesome.

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